Parietal Lobe

Prosencephalon, Cerebrum 52600

Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 526PL




















Occupied Volume

184.338 cm3

Period of Synthetic Growth

26 February 2031 – 3 April 2032

Amount

$6,270,000,000


Our Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 526PL’s parietal lobe is a shining achievement of mediocrity. It exercises all the primary functions related to the processing of sensory information from your android’s body parts. A big chunk of its functions revolve around the operating of multiple maps of the body space, which would allow your android to accurately calculate a certain body segment—whether it’d be his or another’s—in relation to some other section.


But that’s not all! Here at WIT, we care more about our potential buyers than any other mega corporation. So here’s a free somatosensory cortex! This free-of-charge component will drastically improve the performance over your android by enabling your trusty buddy to process sensory information pertaining to:


  1. -Touching

  2. -Locating positions of limbs

  3. -Feeling temperature and pain

  4. -Attending to objects

  5. -Perceiving objects


The somatosensory cortex will certainly make your aluminum companion a little more human than before.


But hold your horses because we’re not finished yet! Here at WIT, we believe in churning out the most commercially appealing brain parts, and that includes the parietal lobe. Much like our aforementioned Unit 283FL, SGU-526PL has had the good fortune of receiving an extra boost of our nutritious brew during its embryonic stage. As a result, the parietal lobe of Model No. 526PL allows for better acquisition of abilities related to language! Who doesn’t want un android français! Come purchase Model No. 526PL’s 14-month-old parietal lobe and have your own aluminum Voltaire!